I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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