We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
