i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I have peed in a lot of sinks
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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