We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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