I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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