Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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