oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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