The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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