I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
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