did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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