'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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