so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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