Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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