shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
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