whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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