Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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