my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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