I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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