But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I need to align my fucking chakras
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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