Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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