this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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