take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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