As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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