THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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