Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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