After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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