I cockslap morals
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Randomize
