Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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