is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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