Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Why is there bacon in the couch?
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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