There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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