He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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