im having a threesome with these popsicles
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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