Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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