Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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