see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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