We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I want a musical about memes.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
Randomize
