Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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