I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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