so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
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