This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Let's paint friendship bongs
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
dude. I can hear the air.
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