So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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