The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
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