Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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