Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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