Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
