I must be too annoying 4 u.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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