So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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