I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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