The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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