I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Randomize
