The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
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