I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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