you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
This baby is an asshole
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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