No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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