Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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