Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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